Terms of Service
Last Updated: September 14, 2024
Please read these Terms of Service carefully before using the CatBreedID website and app.
Welcome to CatBreedID, where we take cat identification as seriously as a cat takes its nap. By using our service, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, well, you might need to find another way to entertain your cat.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing or using CatBreedID.com, you're saying "I do" to these terms. If you're here on behalf of a cat, ensure they agree too (a paw print will suffice).
2. Service Description
Cat Identification: Upload a photo, and we'll tell you what breed your cat might be. Or at least, we'll give it our best guess. Remember, our AI is smart, but not "understand cat politics" smart.
3. User Conduct
You promise not to use CatBreedID for any nefarious activities, like trying to pass off a raccoon as a cat. No spamming, no hacking, and definitely no teaching cats to code. We're not ready for feline overlords yet.
4. Intellectual Property
All content on CatBreedID, like our witty descriptions or that adorable logo, is ours. You can't use it unless we say "meow, go ahead."
5. Payment and Subscription
If you choose a paid plan, you'll be billed in advance. Prices are subject to change, but we'll give you a heads-up, or rather, a tails-up. No refunds. If your cat decides it's not a Siamese after all, that's between you and your cat.
6. Limitation of Liability
If our service tells you your cat is a rare breed and it turns out to be a common tabby, we're not liable for your cat's identity crisis or any resulting existential meows.
7. Privacy
Your data is used to improve our services and maybe to send you cat memes. Check our Privacy Policy for the nitty-gritty. We promise not to sell your cat's photos to cat food companies... probably.
8. Termination
We can end this agreement if you violate these terms, or if your cat starts using our service to organize a feline uprising.
9. Changes to Terms
We might update these terms. If we do, we'll notify you. If you keep using CatBreedID, you're agreeing to the new terms. Silence is consent in the cat world.
10. Dispute Resolution
Any disputes will be settled in a manner as peaceful as a cat sleeping in a sunbeam. Think mediation before litigation.
11. Miscellaneous
If any part of this agreement is as unenforceable as teaching a cat to fetch, the rest still stands. These terms are governed by the laws of [Your Jurisdiction], where cat law is surprisingly not a thing yet.
By using CatBreedID.com, you're not just agreeing to these terms; you're entering a world where cat curiosity is king. Enjoy, and may your cat's identity be ever in your favor.
Remember, these terms are as binding as a cat's loyalty to its favorite cardboard box.